less when i’m not doing enough.
come cleanse my room :) fuck, i’ll even pay you, with moneyssssssssss. or sexual favors? or pet monkey? or i’ll start a college fund for your first born child? or i’ll give you twenty slaves? or i’ll give you a piggy back ride to all of your classes? or i’ll set up a surveilance camera system outside of your house so you can catch those tree masturbators outside your window? or i’ll stop writing now?
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