hello out there world
i don’t believe i’ve been on here in close to a year’s time. just wanted to post something. suck on dat!
mancub.sandwho?
I am making this in order to coerce people into believing in a better future for mankind. Kind of. Mostly just because it will be an outlet for me to be more individualistic...?
May 20
Jul 31
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Introducing the mouth condom. although porous, it protects against airborn pathogens, and flying semen. find one at your local drug store or grocery store. remember, be responsible.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/gPMFLXxICqiptvflXUCooic0o1_500.jpg)
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Introducing the mouth condom. although porous, it protects against airborn pathogens, and flying semen. find one at your local drug store or grocery store. remember, be responsible.
“ Girls only like guys who are dicks, but you have to be, deep down, a sweet dick, other wise girls won’t like you. a sweet dick.
— K.B.
Jul 26
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Jul 19
Z-E-R-O
That’s my tumblarity. And, I love it. I don’t know why I own a blog, but it’s fun reading other ppl’s stuff, and following ppl, especially, b/c I don’t see most of you at all, this summer. maybe i’ll post some pictures of me w/ my new haircut, and my baby daughter! Who would have known breaking up w/ someone nine months ago would bit you in the ass. Oh well, until it clears out, I’m a daddy!
Jul 05
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Rainy days remix albumen. eat you hearts out, betches!
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The bottom of your face looks like that of an old womans… we miss our asian friends here in america/california (stephchiu, you too!)](http://25.media.tumblr.com/gPMFLXxICpf17xceM7DSigsMo1_500.jpg)
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The bottom of your face looks like that of an old womans… we miss our asian friends here in america/california (stephchiu, you too!)
Jun 19
I found this pack of kleenex in my room. Interesting packaging.
Jimmy and I are going to purchase some full body spandex suits, and now we might consider these two…
Jun 10
